Cheesy Pun Lover Pillows

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"A little lamb please."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'And in conclusion...'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'You give me goose bumps!'