Gourmet Pun Lover Pillows

DAVE'S DINER, 'Well, you heard wrong, pal - We serve TERRE Haute cuisine here.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Onion Guillotine

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"