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"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Elephant ass selfie.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'You had me at hell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

The Height of Impudence.

The King's New Robes.

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

The crown

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Apple Tree Dispenser

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'