Sauce Aficionado Gifts

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

A Mother: 'For the last time Carmel,no! There's no way I'm buying you a dress like that at your age! It's WAY too saucy!'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Source of Information

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Dijon Vu

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'Marinara??? I thought it was marijuana sauce.'

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

"Right that�s 560 with soya sauce..."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

Karl Rove - Secret Sauce, The Choice of Winners.

"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."

Flying sauces.

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"I wish I was special."

"I brought condiments."

'I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lactose Intolerant

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Tension filled the tent.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Cake Friday!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'It's all homemade.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."