Sauce Aficionado Pillows

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

A Mother: 'For the last time Carmel,no! There's no way I'm buying you a dress like that at your age! It's WAY too saucy!'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Source of Information

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Dijon Vu

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

Karl Rove - Secret Sauce, The Choice of Winners.

"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."

Flying sauces.

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"I wish I was special."

"I brought condiments."

'I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!'

"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lactose Intolerant

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Cake Friday!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'It's all homemade.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Beauty and the Baste