Sauce Enthusiast Pillows

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Special Hot Sauce/Antidote.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Mom can't talk now - she's hitting the bottle.'

Fisherman's special...Only $59.99! Order today, 2 for $109...Tartar Sauce, 50 gallons.

"Travel is all about new experiences...."

"Does the rhubarb sauce need more sugar?"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'It's wha-at all we cool guys wear - steak sauce.'

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Cross-dressing.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'That's the accompanying sauce.'

"At least money can buy happy sauce."

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

Mustard's Last Stand

'Bolognaise Sauce, Original and Non-drip'

'Have you been watering down the ketchup again Margaret?'

A condiment called back-up sauce is shown.

Sauces & Pickles

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.