Saucery Enthusiast Pillows

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

Flying sauces.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Parisian man eating pastries

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Source of Information

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Dijon Vu