Saucer Enthusiast Pillows

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Scouse For Beginners

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Source of Information

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Dijon Vu

Slipstream

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Haircuts

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I wish I was special."