Flying Saucer Fanatic Pillows

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"I need an appointment."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can our software do that?'

Alien Assumption

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Boy pilot.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Halo Frisbee.

The First Kite

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Helicopter

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."