Flying Saucer Fanatic Gifts

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"I need an appointment."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Alien Assumption

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

The First Kite

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Helicopter

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.