Flying Saucer Fan Gifts

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Alien Assumption

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Caliologist

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Fly Artist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Taking to the sky...

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Canada Goose

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"We have to keep them guessing."