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"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Alien Assumption

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Caliologist

Fly Artist

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Canada Goose

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Taking to the sky...

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Fly Space.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'