Succulent Fan T-Shirts

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Reaper's Arms

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

The Cactus Reader

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."