Tic-tac-toe Fan T-Shirts

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

The Main Types of Cheese

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Automatic swing machine

Jack in the Box

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Centaur Sprinter

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

French Animal Noises.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Tic tac toe.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Snowmen

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Lake Skater

Triple Jumper.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

The fountain of youths.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"