Tic-tac-toe Fan Mugs

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Pie Charts, Inc.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Automatic swing machine

Jack in the Box

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

French Animal Noises.

Centaur Sprinter

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Happy Halloween.

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

Tic tac toe.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Snowmen

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Lake Skater

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

The fountain of youths.