Trinket Fan Mugs

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

I love Museum Shops

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Jack in the Box

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

French Animal Noises.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.