Flying Saucer Buff Pillows

Alien Assumption

Pirate

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How am I abducting?

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Protoplasm

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Egg Buggy

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

A mad scientist.

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

Airshow.

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"We have to keep them guessing."

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled