Flying Saucers Pillows

'Maybe we should just forget this whole 'conquer the Earth' thing!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Alien Assumption

Alien hanging clothes on a washing line.

'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'

'Hey, who's your friend?'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"We have to keep them guessing."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

Take us to the Younglings!

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

Keep off the Square.

Flying pigs.

Flying squirrel and base jumpers.

"I need an appointment."

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"