Heavenly Bouncer Buff Pillows

"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"

Pirate

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Bouncer.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'