Heavenly Bouncer Buff Pillows

"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pirate

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'