Heavenly Humor Buff Pillows

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Adventures of God

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Golfing Accident

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."