Heavenly Humor Buff T-Shirts

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Surgery up here is free!"

'He does lack social skills.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Golfing Accident

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.