Ball Bouncer Pillows

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'