Flying Disc Fanatic Pillows

Halo Frisbee.

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The First Kite

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Food fight!'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Helicopter

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

Nut Bomber

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."