Flying Discs Pillows

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

Alien Assumption

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Halo Frisbee.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Helicopter

'That was quick!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"We have to keep them guessing."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Keep off the Square.

'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'

Flying pigs.

George has an uplifting experience.

'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

REFUEL - FULL SERVICE

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'