Flying Disc Enthusiast Pillows

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"Recalculating route..."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Halo Frisbee.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

French Animal Noises.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

Basic economy

You Know You're Old When...

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Nut Bomber

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Flight School.

COVID-19 fever

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'