Flying Machine Fanatic Pillows

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Alternative fielding positions

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The First Kite

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Food fight!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'He has really taken to the training.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Termites!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'