Flight Fanatics Pillows

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'Ok Captain, let's see if we can get this crate down!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Smoker on window ledge sees a plan with banner reading 'No Smoking!'

Surprise

Round the World Balloonists: "I didn't quite make it. I went 36 miles."

"You think you've got it tough trying to get your adult son to leave home? It's even harder for us homing pigeons!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

"Recalculating route..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The First Kite

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Food fight!'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

"He keeps touching me!"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Termites!'