Flight Fanatics Pillows

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'Ok Captain, let's see if we can get this crate down!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Smoker on window ledge sees a plan with banner reading 'No Smoking!'

Surprise

Round the World Balloonists: "I didn't quite make it. I went 36 miles."

"You think you've got it tough trying to get your adult son to leave home? It's even harder for us homing pigeons!"

The Wright Brothers' first flight.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Recalculating route..."

Boy pilot.

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

The First Kite

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Food fight!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"He keeps touching me!"

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter