Flying Machine Fanatic Mugs

'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'

'Can our software do that?'

Alternative fielding positions

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The First Kite

Halo Frisbee.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Food fight!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Termites!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"