Airplane Fanatic Mugs

'The wise hermit from the mountain peak? No way - I'm just waiting for the Airbus!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Birds Following Witch.

A private jet takes off

Boy pilot.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

The First Kite

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."