Flight Fanatic Mugs

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"Height and position? I'm six foot tall and in the pilot's seat."

OOPS!

"...Tell them we're encountering turbulence."

'Can our software do that?'

Jet Turbine Testing Area

The Aerial Steam Carriage

A bee in small airplane

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Flight simulation eject add on.

'Termites!'

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

"I love making a glide in..."

Helicopter

"You're going to die."

Flyover of the Combover

'Radio the tower we've been through some very weird crosswinds.'

Chasing Propeller

Hot Air Balloons

'I'm saving up for the balloon.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.

Learn to Fly in One Lesson

Jet Pack

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

'What is the big deal about leaping over tall buildings in a single bound? I can fly.'

Superhero and Unexceptionalbird.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

The First Kite

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'