Flyer Fanatic Mugs

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'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The First Kite

'Food fight!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

You Know You're Old When...

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

Caterpillars Try To Get Served In a Butterfly Bar.

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

'Your you is unzipped.'

Arrivals. . . Traveling Hopefully.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'