Flyer Fanatic Mugs

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Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The First Kite

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Food fight!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Homing pigeons in therapy.

You Know You're Old When...

'He has really taken to the training.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Helicopter

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Caterpillars Try To Get Served In a Butterfly Bar.

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

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