Fanatic Flyer Mugs

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Currently Boston

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The First Kite

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Football supporters.

'Food fight!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Helicopter

You Know You're Old When...

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'