Fanatic Flyer Pillows

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Bowled over again!

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Currently Boston

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Food fight!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Football supporters.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Homing pigeons in therapy.

You Know You're Old When...

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'