'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'
Flying Discs Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the joy of flying discs? Our collection offers humorous and charming items that appeal to disc golf fans, frisbee lovers, and outdoor game enthusiasts alike. Whether they’re avid players or casual throwers, our products celebrate their favorite pastime with a playful twist.
Alien Assumption
"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"
Halo Frisbee.
'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'
William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?
'He has really taken to the training.'
"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'
"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."
Helicopter
'That was quick!'
'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'
'We come in peace, I tell you!'
"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"
'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'
"We have to keep them guessing."
"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."
Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.
'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
'Take it for a spin around the block and then we'll talk business!'
'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'
"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"
'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'
"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"
Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers
Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.
Keep off the Square.
'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'
Flying pigs.
George has an uplifting experience.
'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'
"This guy's been acting kinda funny."
REFUEL - FULL SERVICE
Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.
'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'
Flying Discs Gifts Collection
Flying Discs Mugs
Browse our fun collection of flying disc mugs and find the perfect way to start their day with a smile or a burst of energy.
Flying Discs Pillows
Explore our cheerful flying disc pillows to add personality and comfort to any outdoor lounge or game room.
Flying Discs Prints
Discover vibrant flying disc art prints that make great gifts, celebrating the fun and freedom of outdoor disc golf games.
Flying Discs T-Shirts
Check out our hilarious and stylish flying disc t-shirts, ideal for outdoor adventures or casual outings with friends.