Flying Carpet Enthusiast Pillows

'You're grounded!'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Carpet cleaner.

'That was some varnish remover!'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I got the raise!'

Cross Platform.

Flying carpets.

Parking with Flying Carpets

Flying carpet

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Brookstick Clamp

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Office carpets,putting green type.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.