Flying Carpet Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You're grounded!'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Carpet cleaner.

'That was some varnish remover!'

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'No seat belts, dad?'

Parking with Flying Carpets

'I got the raise!'

Cross Platform.

Flying carpets.

Flying carpet

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Office carpets,putting green type.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Bird on Flying Carpet.

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Brookstick Clamp

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'