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'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Flying sauces.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Scouse For Beginners

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Source of Information

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Dijon Vu

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Slipstream

Loyd Grossman

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'Crowd Source'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I wish I was special."

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