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Scouse For Beginners

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Whatever works for you.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

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