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Scouse For Beginners

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Whatever works for you.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Eventual Motion Machine

Slipstream

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'