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'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

OOPS!

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'