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'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

Soup of the month.

Spoonfest

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Make love and not war

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'