Spoon Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

Soup of the month.

Spoonfest

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Make love and not war

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."