Spooning Enthusiast Gifts

"We never spoon anymore."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Soup of the month.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Self Raising Flour

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Woman tangled up ironing

"We should have taken a eweber."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Long suffering cricket wife

"Iron Man Competition"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Spoonstock.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Cricket ball deliveries

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'