Spooning Enthusiast Pillows

"We never spoon anymore."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Soup of the month.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Ironing day.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Self Raising Flour

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Woman tangled up ironing

"Iron Man Competition"

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"We should have taken a eweber."

Long suffering cricket wife

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Spoonstock.

Cricket ball deliveries

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Cleaner and sculpture