Spooning Enthusiasts Pillows

"Who's littlest spoon?"

Soup of the month.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

COWS: Cow Pong

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Self Raising Flour

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"We should have taken a eweber."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Spoonstock.

"We never spoon anymore."

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Cleaner and sculpture

Diddly

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

Spoonfest

Cookie Does

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

How to handle spin