Sponge Enthusiasts Pillows

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Soup of the month.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Mood Swings.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Surfin' Ahab.

"We never spoon anymore."

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Snail to Slug.

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing

Spoonfest

Our Village Industrial Competition.

Mutant Mootunes - When slugs ruled the world

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

Tony Greig in the kitchen.

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Make love and not war

Frog awkward moments,

'I'm not sure that the 'Big Society' idea works with the Ministry of Defence.'

"The doctor says I suffer from water retention"

"Crap."