Sponge Lover Pillows

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I said slime."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Fish snorkling above water.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

The Music Critic.

What's the insect de jour?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Stress'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'The escargots are underdone.'

On holiday...