Slime Lover Pillows

"I said slime."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Football Chameleon

The Brothers Grime

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Bubble gum leaves

"The unlucky lemming"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Margarita

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Crocodile

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

It's an experiment.

Lovers scuba diving

"You've got a friend in me."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

The Music Critic.