Slime Lover Gifts

"I said slime."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Football Chameleon

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Brothers Grime

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Bubble gum leaves

"The unlucky lemming"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Margarita

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Crocodile

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

It's an experiment.

Lovers scuba diving

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

The Music Critic.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."