Slime Enthusiast Gifts

Frog awkward moments,

Splat of green slime

Snail to Slug.

Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing

Green slime coming out of an envelope.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I said slime."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"