Slime Enthusiast Gifts

Frog awkward moments,

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Splat of green slime

Snail to Slug.

Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing

Green slime coming out of an envelope.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I said slime."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."