Slime Gifts

It's an experiment.

"I said slime."

Splat of green slime

"Extreme miming"

Big Bang Theory.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Cooking

A whale with corporate sponsorship

The Land Before Mimes.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I got replaced by another clown"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

'We need to talk.'

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

Mime Today / The Before Mime